strengthdreams:

omg

that was me with the pizza last night true story

strengthdreams:

omg

that was me with the pizza last night true story

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whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

(via dutchster)

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aka: my former job. 

aka: my former job. 

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opheliasrevenge:

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

*clap, clap*

*two hops this time*

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yep

yep

Here’s what I have accomplished so far today: worked on my book, went to spin class, and stayed mostly gluten-free so far. TONIGHT!: Electric Run at National Harbor with my girls. Stay tuned for All the Photos.

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solluxsucksdick:

funkies:

rumour:

is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth

did you take sex ed in texas

let me just say that i live in texas and in my sexual education a girl asked what the clitoris was and the teacher told her that it didn’t exist.

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notsoplaindealer:

Never kiss off a cool opportunity
Style&Taste, January 16, 2013
Amanda Petkiewicz, designer
To celebrate the 40th birthday of Cleveland-based Bonne Bell’s Lip Smacker, Amanda planted a big one — or more precisely, 118 little ones — on the cover of Style&Taste. Born from necessity, and 800 flavors later, Bonne Bell’s product is still going strong.
Read Emily Hamlin Smith’s story here.
copyright 2013

notsoplaindealer:

Never kiss off a cool opportunity

Style&Taste, January 16, 2013

Amanda Petkiewicz, designer

To celebrate the 40th birthday of Cleveland-based Bonne Bell’s Lip Smacker, Amanda planted a big one — or more precisely, 118 little ones — on the cover of Style&Taste. Born from necessity, and 800 flavors later, Bonne Bell’s product is still going strong.

Read Emily Hamlin Smith’s story here.

copyright 2013

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spacepaniniswithblackhitler:

brookeeverdeen:

YA book adaptations coming out in 2013/2014

WAIT wait wait wait WAIT WAIT WAIT!

Sea of Monsters comes out next month?!

THE FAULT IN OUR STARSSSSS <3 

It is probably my favorite YA book at the moment.

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